It’s been a while since our last Haiku Tuesday, so it’s back! Today’s theme: our record-breaking summer! (and no, I don’t want any haiku about the Miami Heat basketball team!)

Who needs a sauna?
You can simply step outside
And save lots of cash

Rollin’ in the heat
Faster speeds help keep me cool
Sweat will make me strong

One good thing about
Summer and the lack of rain:
Now my grass won’t grow!