A long time ago, long before we got pregnant, we saw a Slipknot onesie at Hot Topic and thought it was awesome. While at Vista Ridge Friday night we went in Hot Topic to shop for Brenden. Although we’re not big Slipknot fans, we knew a Metallica or GNR onesie would look great on him. Unfortunately, the 17-year-old punk girl on duty said they didn’t carry onesies anymore. We’ll keep looking, maybe online. As we walked away, we realized something: you know you’re old when you go to Hot Topic to shop for your kids.