Worst Movies Ever

Tonight Jenny and I watched Disaster Movie, one of the many cheaply done spoof flicks. My expectations were very low – thin plot, cheap effects, marginal acting, with (I hope!) enough laughs thrown in to make it worth my time. I’m still debating. Although a few parts were amusing and I enjoyed two of the performances, it was so mind-numbingly dumb and over-the-top that I must rank it among the ten worst movies I’ve ever seen. So I got to thinking – what would my Bottom 10 be? IMDB’s Bottom 100 list has plenty of ideas, many of which I’m happy to say I haven’t seen.

Of the movies I have actually seen, here’s my preliminary Bottom 10, in no particular order:

  1. Disaster Movie
  2. The Stupids
  3. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (possibly a stretch for this list, but it’s fresh on my mind)
  4. McHale’s Navy
  5. Blair Witch 2 (I actually enjoyed the original, though)
  6. Teen Witch (sorry, Lisa!)
  7. 2001: A Space Odyssey (sorry, I know it’s a classic and all, but I just couldn’t like it except for the theme song)
  8. Die, You Zombie Bastards! (we rented this one WANTING a bad movie, but it still counts)
  9. Batman and Robin
  10. Anaconda

What would you put in your Bottom 10?