Bypassing the Warlords in Somalia

I’ve been reading about the humanitarian crisis in East Africa with a depressing sense of helplessness and frustration. Like much of Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona, East Africa is experiencing a drought like it hasn’t seen in decades. Unlike the southwestern U.S., East Africa lacks the infrastructure, resources, and stability to manage such a crisis, particularly in Somalia, the hardest-hit area. Government officials and Muslim warlords are fighting for control there. Months ago the warlords kicked out the humanitarian groups that were trying to help the suffering Somali people, and they continue to block foreign aid from reaching those in need. (If you’ve seen Black Hawk Down, you already know something about the ugly world of Somalia) Each day thousands of refugees from Somalia and Ethiopia flee to the west in search of food, water, and health care. Many wind up in a massive refugee camp outside Nairobi, Kenya. Originally intended for perhaps 90,000 refugees, it now contains around 400,000, approximately the size of Miami.

For a while I wanted to help but didn’t know what to do. I certainly didn’t want to send money to Somalia only to have it be hijacked by the warlords. I can’t stop the civil war. I can’t make it rain. I can’t share our food with them. But I can support established groups like WorldVision that are already working hard to support the refugees in Kenya. Thanks to various matching grants, for about the cost of a nice sushi dinner for two, you can provide $250 worth of emergency food, healthcare and other necessities. Visit WorldVision.org if you’d like to help.

On Putting Brenden to Bed

Brenden’s current nightly ritual goes as follows:

  1. Go upstairs and get him to use the potty one last time.
  2. Reward him with an M&M, usually “a Big…Orange One” these days.
  3. Give him a small drink of water, much smaller than he wants. When he protests, explain again why it’s not good to drink lots of water at bedtime.
  4. Put a nighttime diaper on him.
  5. Have him pull on his pajama pants. “The tag’s in the back!”
  6. While the M&M dissolves in his mouth, read him a book in his room, stumbling over the funny but awkward Spanglish of Skippyjon Jones in a bad Spanish accent.
  7. Return to the bathroom to brush his teeth.
  8. Wait while he uses the potty yet again. If he suddenly decides he needs to poop, sit in the hallway and check your email and airport weather for work on your iPhone. Remind him that you already said he’d gotten his last M&M for the night.
  9. Let him brush his teeth. Sort of. Finish up yourself. Pause 15 times while he spits in the sink.
  10. Return to his room and tuck him in. “You have to tell a story,” he says. (this is the new part)
  11. Improvise a story involving Captain Brendenbeard the Pirate. Other possible characters include First Mate Jonathan or Princess Ray-Ray. I assume Cousin E-fin will join the crew soon once he learns to walk. We aren’t even trying to fit Cousin Reid in yet. The story must include the following elements: pirates, a pirate ship, a treasure map, treasure, an island, monkeys, and fruit snacks. Fruit snacks are the preferred treasure for the treasure chest. New additions this week include kitties and some terrifying place called Kitty Island. I told him I didn’t know any stories about Kitty Island, but I did have stories about pirates. Somehow I’m always able to make up something. We’ll see how long I can keep this up.
  12. Sing him a song, generally “Jesus Loves Me” or the opening bars of Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy”, which he refers to as “The Mee-Mee Song” thanks to the Muppets version featuring Beaker. Sorry, Mr. Beethoven. We mean no disrepect.
  13. Let Brenden pray, which generally sounds something like this: “Thank you for our teachers, thank you for Mommy and Daddy, thank you for Mommy, thank you for Daddy, thank you for Jonathan, thank you for my new dresser, thank you for my new fan, thank you for my new switch, amen.”

Could I Be Outsourced?

Periodically, the FAA goes through the long, laborious process of changing some of the rules that airlines must follow. After lengthy internal analysis and debate, the officials publish proposed changes to the rules for a long period of public comment. The current list of proposed changes includes a few new requirements and roles that seem reasonable, such as requiring licensed aircraft dispatchers for charter operators. However, one change has some people in my office a bit concerned: allowing scheduled airlines like Southwest to contract out their dispatch services to a third party, much like an electronics company might outsource its tech support.

Some companies like Jeppesen already offer a contract dispatch service to business customers and foreign airlines. If the FAA makes this change, Southwest could hire Jeppesen to dispatch our flights instead of us.

From one Airliners.net discussion forum I read, Jeppesen is pushing hard for such a change for obvious reasons. The customers would likely be small airlines who might not have the money, space, and/or experience to provide the same level of quality that a company like Jeppeson would provide. However, the change would allow any airline to outsource its dispatchers, not just the little guys. Since a contract dispatch service could be cheaper than in-house dispatchers, especially at a well-established airline with a unionized, senior dispatch office, outsourcing might also appeal to managers of larger airlines as a cost-saving measure.

Since the primary goal of any union is protecting its members’ interest, our union is strongly opposed to the idea, arguing that outsourced dispatching would not provide the same level of safety. However, although I certainly want to keep my job, I can’t agree with such a sweeping generalization. The levels of safety on each side would depend on the individuals and organizations involved and the standards they meet.

My gut reaction says that yes, in-house dispatch MUST be safer. Running an unsafe dispatch office, among other problems, puts the entire company at risk and the dispatchers’ jobs along with it. Passengers don’t want to fly on an airline they consider unsafe. The FAA can shut down an airline that it considers unsafe. In-house dispatchers have a big incentive to do the right thing. However, job security would also be important at a contract dispatch office. A poor safety record would lead the airlines to switch to a competitor for their dispatch needs. I can’t help but wonder whether a contract dispatcher would care as much about the airline’s operation, though. He or she is unlikely to have the same tenure with, or loyalty to, the contract company as the average dispatcher at a major airline. I’ve been in my office over 6 1/2 years, and I’m still firmly in the bottom half of the seniority list.

Key to the answer is whether the employees’ goals (safety, legality, on-time performance, customer service) are aligned with their incentives (job security, pay, bonuses, pride, advancement opportunity). Each situation could be different.

The most pressing question for me: would Southwest outsource us? I highly doubt it. Our management seems to value our services, our current contract negotiations notwithstanding. We have a long history with the company and an overall excellent safety record. Nearly all of us own stock in Southwest, plan to stay here for a long time, and care about the company’s success. We have great incentive to do great work. On a more practical note, we’re also a huge operation (3400+ daily flights plus the AirTran flights) that would be very difficult for a contract office to handle. But if the FAA approves contract dispatching, and Southwest eventually decides that outsourcing us would just as safe and a better value, I suppose it’s remotely possible. That would be a sad day for many, many people.

Brenden’s Third Birthday

Our oldest son is now three years old. Wow. What a ride we’ve had during that time! He is a delightful little guy – active, funny, very curious, extremely verbal, smart, and loving. We’re so glad he is part of our family. We had a party for him on his birthday last weekend and finally got the pictures uploaded.

Brenden’s Third Birthday Party Pics

Lots of his family and friends came over, giving us a full house that included 9 kids, all but one under five years old. Jenny did a great job planning a Cars theme with decorations, a Cars cake, and personal cardboard box cars for each of the kids. The whole thing was a little crazy, but we all had a great time.

Our Tax Dollars at Work

“I like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilization.” ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

I found a great article on BagOfNothing called 101 Things NOT to Do If You Hate Taxes. Although I certainly wouldn’t argue that every dollar spent by our various government agencies goes to a worthy cause, this article does a great job of listing dozens of services that our tax dollars provide. We all use many of these services every day. Others we’ll probably never use, but could be lifesavers if we ever need them.

Like many of you, I think our federal government spends too much money. It shouldn’t spend more than it takes in any more than a business should. But if you don’t want to raise taxes to cover what we’re already spending, which of these items would you scale back?