{"id":6958,"date":"2011-11-15T02:45:48","date_gmt":"2011-11-15T08:45:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=6958"},"modified":"2011-11-15T02:48:11","modified_gmt":"2011-11-15T08:48:11","slug":"haiku-tuesday-24-eggnog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=6958","title":{"rendered":"Haiku Tuesday 24 &#8211; Eggnog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas is approaching, which means one of my favorite holiday treats is back: eggnog. Back in college, I tried making my own with a recipe I found in Bartending for Dummies. It was absolutely terrible. <\/p>\n<p>In a sign of the times, I found organic eggnog at Target for the first time this year. Naturally, I bought some. It&#8217;s excellent. <\/p>\n<p>It seems that eggnog is similar to the Dallas Cowboys &#8211; people either love it or hate it. Which camp are you in? <\/p>\n<p>OK, enough stalling. It&#8217;s haiku time.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sugar, cream, and joy!<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t know how it fits with Christ<br \/>\nBut I won&#8217;t complain<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Eggnog in my glass<br \/>\nChristmastime is almost here<br \/>\nI will drink to that<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Your turn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas is approaching, which means one of my favorite holiday treats is back: eggnog. Back in college, I tried making my own with a recipe I found in Bartending for Dummies. It was absolutely terrible. In a sign of the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=6958\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6958"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6958"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6958\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6964,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6958\/revisions\/6964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}