{"id":6833,"date":"2011-10-18T05:38:48","date_gmt":"2011-10-18T10:38:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=6833"},"modified":"2011-10-18T05:57:19","modified_gmt":"2011-10-18T10:57:19","slug":"haiku-tuesday-baseball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=6833","title":{"rendered":"Haiku Tuesday &#8211; Baseball"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/wp-content\/2011\/10\/rangers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/wp-content\/2011\/10\/rangers.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"rangers\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6837\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In honor of the two-time American League Champion Texas Rangers (sounds good, eh?), I&#8217;m declaring today a special Haiku Tuesday. Write your best Rangers haiku and post it here. If you&#8217;re Cardinals fan, you&#8217;ll have to post your haiku somewhere else, perhaps on a piece of toilet paper.<\/p>\n<p><em>Four games from the end<br \/>\nLast year&#8217;s run will tilt the scale<br \/>\nGinger ale for all!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Can our city stand<br \/>\nWorld titles from the Mavs and<br \/>\nRangers in one year?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Series-bound again<br \/>\nWe all can&#8217;t wait to see the<br \/>\nRangers win it all<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Want to see the game<br \/>\nBut four hundred bucks per seat?<br \/>\nWatch at home for free<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Your turn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of the two-time American League Champion Texas Rangers (sounds good, eh?), I&#8217;m declaring today a special Haiku Tuesday. Write your best Rangers haiku and post it here. If you&#8217;re Cardinals fan, you&#8217;ll have to post your haiku somewhere &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=6833\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6833"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6833"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6842,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6833\/revisions\/6842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}