{"id":4632,"date":"2010-11-23T04:00:08","date_gmt":"2010-11-23T10:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=4632"},"modified":"2010-11-23T04:17:59","modified_gmt":"2010-11-23T10:17:59","slug":"haiku-tuesday-15-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=4632","title":{"rendered":"Haiku Tuesday 15 &#8211; Turkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! This week&#8217;s haiku topic is turkeys.<br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nFreaky nasty birds<br \/>\nWith weird necks and big ol&#8217; butts<br \/>\nTasty on my plate<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Your turn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! This week&#8217;s haiku topic is turkeys. Freaky nasty birds With weird necks and big ol&#8217; butts Tasty on my plate Your turn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4632"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4632"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4655,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4632\/revisions\/4655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}