{"id":4199,"date":"2010-10-12T05:00:41","date_gmt":"2010-10-12T11:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=4199"},"modified":"2010-10-11T22:44:13","modified_gmt":"2010-10-12T04:44:13","slug":"haiku-tuesday-9-refrigerators","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=4199","title":{"rendered":"Haiku Tuesday 9 &#8211; Refrigerators"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote this one in honor of our sick refrigerator (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=4201\">see below<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p><em>Big yet delicate<br \/>\nSmall tube breaks and fries its brain<br \/>\nMoney out the door<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Your turn! I hope your recent refrigerator experiences have been more positive. =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote this one in honor of our sick refrigerator (see below). Big yet delicate Small tube breaks and fries its brain Money out the door Your turn! I hope your recent refrigerator experiences have been more positive. =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4199"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4199"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4203,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4199\/revisions\/4203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}