{"id":3470,"date":"2010-07-25T01:00:19","date_gmt":"2010-07-25T07:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=3470"},"modified":"2010-07-25T03:47:35","modified_gmt":"2010-07-25T09:47:35","slug":"i-want-to-wipeout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=3470","title":{"rendered":"I Want to Wipeout"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been on break the last week, staying home with the family to relax a bit and help with pottytraining. That&#8217;s why the blog has been so quiet lately. But now I&#8217;m back at the grindstone, which means I should be able to post more frequent updates.<\/p>\n<p>One of my most interesting accomplishments during the break, other than not getting peed on (I don&#8217;t think), is applying to be a contestant on ABC&#8217;s hit game show called <a href=\"http:\/\/abc.go.com\/shows\/wipeout\/index\" target=\"_blank\">Wipeout<\/a>.  In case you haven&#8217;t seen it, Wipeout sends contestants through four wacky obstacle courses as they compete for $50,000. As they go, the hosts provide commentary that&#8217;s one of the best parts of the show. Just watch it. You&#8217;ll understand.  <\/p>\n<p>Jenny and I discovered Wipeout right after Brenden was born. We are big fans of other obstacle-course shows like Ninja Warrior and MXC, so we gave Wipeout a try and rolled with laughter. Unfortunately, Jenny&#8217;s c-section incision didn&#8217;t really appreciate the show&#8217;s humor, but she was having so much fun that we kept watching anyway. After that, we were hooked. <\/p>\n<p>I filled out an online application and now must wait for a phone call that would invite me to LA for an interview. I have no idea what my odds are, but surely thousands of people have applied already for Season 4, which airs next summer. If I do manage to get picked for the show, I would spend a week in California for taping at some point this fall or next spring. <\/p>\n<p>To wish me well, the correct lingo is &#8220;Good luck, and big balls.&#8221; You&#8217;ll understand once you watch the show. =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been on break the last week, staying home with the family to relax a bit and help with pottytraining. That&#8217;s why the blog has been so quiet lately. But now I&#8217;m back at the grindstone, which means I should &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=3470\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3470"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3470"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3481,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3470\/revisions\/3481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}