{"id":307,"date":"2008-07-15T12:34:58","date_gmt":"2008-07-15T18:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=307"},"modified":"2022-04-01T23:54:47","modified_gmt":"2022-04-02T04:54:47","slug":"strange-observations-from-a-9-month-pregnant-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=307","title":{"rendered":"Strange Observations From a 9 Month Pregnant Woman."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi all!  Andy has been mentioning that I haven&#8217;t posted in a while, so I thought I&#8217;d take a minute to say hello. I couldn&#8217;t think of anything really interesting to post about, so I&#8217;ll just give you a list of the weird things I&#8217;ve noticed during this pregnancy.  Feel free to add others, all you moms out there&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>1. I seriously think people think my eyes are now around my belly button. I&#8217;ve never been one of those voluptuous women who have men looking at their chests instead of faces, so this is a totally new experience!  I feel I should wear a sign down around the belly that says &#8220;don&#8217;t worry, it&#8217;s not going to explode.&#8221;<br \/>\n2.  Feet swelling is the weirdest feeling.<br \/>\n3.  Until about a week ago, the general public would just look at me and grin. Now, for some reason, they all have the desire to ask questions about how far along I am, whether I&#8217;m having a boy or a girl, etc.  I wonder if I finally crossed the &#8220;is she chubby or pregnant&#8221; line over into &#8220;holy cow, she&#8217;s going to give birth any minute&#8221; category that is making people more bold.<br \/>\n4.  I tried to ride a stationary bike at the gym yesterday instead of walking on the treadmill.  That was an interesting experience. Think about trying to waddle on a bike. Not pretty.<br \/>\n5.  Swimming pools are the greatest invention. Ever. All pregnant women should be given access to one as a prescription as soon as they find out they are pregnant.<br \/>\n6.  I haven&#8217;t gone into full on nesting mode, but I have moments. They&#8217;re kind of scary!<br \/>\n7.  The phrase &#8220;barefoot and pregnant&#8221; actually sort of makes sense now. I now dread having to put any type of shoe or sock on my feet &#8211; it takes way too long.<br \/>\n8.  Brenden has really bad hiccups &#8211; poor guy.  I wonder if he&#8217;ll continue to struggle with them once he&#8217;s born. It&#8217;s not like you can scare a newborn and expect good results!<br \/>\n9.  I am a notorious over-packer, especially in situations where I&#8217;m going into the unknown. You should see all the stuff I keep trying to add to the overnight bag for the hospital. I think we&#8217;re going to need a sherpa by the time I&#8217;m done. Does that count as nesting?<br \/>\n10.  We have less than three weeks to go before we stop being just a couple and become parents. I have moments where I&#8217;m beside myself excited and can&#8217;t wait to meet him, and others where I want to look around and go, &#8220;WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?&#8221; Being afraid and excited at the same time is almost as weird a feeling as swelling feet. <\/p>\n<p>Now that I&#8217;m &#8220;retired&#8221;, I&#8217;ll try to post a little more often. For now, I need to go be productive and finish out some thank you notes that have been sitting around for a while now!<br \/>\nMuch love,<br \/>\nJenny<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi all! Andy has been mentioning that I haven&#8217;t posted in a while, so I thought I&#8217;d take a minute to say hello. 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