{"id":277,"date":"2008-06-06T23:16:32","date_gmt":"2008-06-07T05:16:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=277"},"modified":"2008-09-15T00:09:59","modified_gmt":"2008-09-15T06:09:59","slug":"slipknot-onesies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=277","title":{"rendered":"Slipknot Onesies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A long time ago, long before we got pregnant, we saw a Slipknot onesie at Hot Topic and thought it was awesome. While at Vista Ridge Friday night we went in Hot Topic to shop for Brenden. Although we&#8217;re not big Slipknot fans, we knew a Metallica or GNR onesie would look great on him. Unfortunately, the 17-year-old punk girl on duty said they didn&#8217;t carry onesies anymore. We&#8217;ll keep looking, maybe online. As we walked away, we realized something: you know you&#8217;re old when you go to Hot Topic to shop for your kids.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A long time ago, long before we got pregnant, we saw a Slipknot onesie at Hot Topic and thought it was awesome. While at Vista Ridge Friday night we went in Hot Topic to shop for Brenden. Although we&#8217;re not &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=277\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}