{"id":1778,"date":"2009-09-09T01:47:40","date_gmt":"2009-09-09T06:47:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=1778"},"modified":"2009-09-09T01:48:25","modified_gmt":"2009-09-09T06:48:25","slug":"newbie-is-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=1778","title":{"rendered":"Newbie is a&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BOY! Brenden will have a little brother. Although we would have been happy with a girl or a boy, having a pair of sons rather than daughters offers several potential benefits:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Same-sex siblings have made some world-class doubles teams. (the Williams Sisters, anyone? The Bryan Brothers?)<\/li>\n<li>Our contribution to their weddings will be much lower (sorry, Lisa).<\/li>\n<li>They could form an intimidating WWE tag team known as the Box Boys.<\/li>\n<li>They will always (we hope!) look out for each other.<\/li>\n<li>They can share at least some of the same clothes and toys.<\/li>\n<li>If they like the same sports, they might be able to play on the same team.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Most likely they&#8217;ll be one year apart in school. Although some fighting is probably inevitable, we hope they&#8217;ll be good friends. Since we plan to stop with two, we&#8217;ll be able to refer to our kids as &#8220;the boys&#8221;, which has a nice ring to it. Jenny will be our queen bee. We&#8217;re going to have a good time. <\/p>\n<p>No, we don&#8217;t have a name yet, although we&#8217;ve discussed several. Our next task is to prepare Newbie&#8217;s room, which might involve a trip to IKEA for furniture and Swedish meatballs. <\/p>\n<p>For the latest sonogram pictures of Newbie, visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?page_id=1215\">HIS page<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BOY! Brenden will have a little brother. Although we would have been happy with a girl or a boy, having a pair of sons rather than daughters offers several potential benefits: Same-sex siblings have made some world-class doubles teams. (the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=1778\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1778"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}