{"id":162,"date":"2007-10-17T02:23:36","date_gmt":"2007-10-17T07:23:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=162"},"modified":"2007-10-17T02:25:21","modified_gmt":"2007-10-17T07:25:21","slug":"knowing-where-to-tap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"Knowing Where to Tap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love the story about the owner of a broken machine who called an expert to fix it. The expert showed up, took out a small hammer, and tapped a piece of the machine back into place. Just like that, the machine was fixed! The owner was overjoyed until he saw a bill for $1000. &#8220;This is outrageous! All you did was tap one part into place! I want this itemized!&#8221; The expert calmly wrote it out for him: &#8220;Tapping part: $5. Knowing where to tap: $995.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I found a plumber online to fix the faucet. He showed up Tuesday afternoon, on-time, and assessed the situation. Then he pulled off the top of the faucet (just like I&#8217;d tried to do and failed), changed out the $0.25 washer that I&#8217;d been trying to reach, and put it back together. Problem solved. The actual work took maybe 3-4 minutes. Then he helped me pull off the faucet handle I&#8217;d broken so I could replace it myself. Total bill: $39 just for coming out plus $80 for &#8220;rebuilding the hose bib&#8221; for a total of $119. He left off the $9.95 fuel surcharge that his company wanted him to collect. <\/p>\n<p>Morals of this story: 1) Learning home improvement techniques can save you a lot of money. 2) It&#8217;s a darn good thing that there are people who know more than I do about many different topics. 3) One way to make a good living and improve job security is by knowing where to tap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love the story about the owner of a broken machine who called an expert to fix it. The expert showed up, took out a small hammer, and tapped a piece of the machine back into place. Just like that, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=162\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,15,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}