{"id":1575,"date":"2009-08-08T02:22:20","date_gmt":"2009-08-08T07:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=1575"},"modified":"2009-08-08T02:45:16","modified_gmt":"2009-08-08T07:45:16","slug":"worst-movies-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.andybox.com\/?p=1575","title":{"rendered":"Worst Movies Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tonight Jenny and I watched Disaster Movie<\/a>, one of the many cheaply done spoof flicks. My expectations were very low – thin plot, cheap effects, marginal acting, with (I hope!) enough laughs thrown in to make it worth my time. I’m still debating. Although a few parts were amusing and I enjoyed two of the performances, it was so mind-numbingly dumb and over-the-top that I must rank it among the ten worst movies I’ve ever seen. So I got to thinking – what would my Bottom 10 be? IMDB’s Bottom 100 <\/a>list has plenty of ideas, many of which I’m happy to say I haven’t seen.<\/p>\n

Of the movies I have actually seen, here’s my preliminary Bottom 10, in no particular order:<\/p>\n

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  1. Disaster Movie<\/li>\n
  2. The Stupids<\/li>\n
  3. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (possibly a stretch for this list, but it’s fresh on my mind)<\/li>\n
  4. McHale’s Navy<\/li>\n
  5. Blair Witch 2 (I actually enjoyed the original, though)<\/li>\n
  6. Teen Witch (sorry, Lisa!)<\/li>\n
  7. 2001: A Space Odyssey (sorry, I know it’s a classic and all, but I just couldn’t like it except for the theme song)<\/li>\n
  8. Die, You Zombie Bastards! (we rented this one WANTING a bad movie, but it still counts)<\/li>\n
  9. Batman and Robin<\/li>\n
  10. Anaconda<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    What would you put in your Bottom 10?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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