AndyBox.com Customer Survey

I use hit-tracker software to record traffic on andybox.com. My home page averages 8-10 hits per day, which makes me both happy and curious. Some of my frequent visitors are family (Hi Mom! Hi Grandmother and Granddaddy!), but I know they only account for a few hits. So I want to know who the rest of you are! Please visit my contact page and shoot me an email. Tell me how often you visit and why. Tell me your favorite and least favorite parts about the site. Tell me what else you’d like to see. I want to hear from you!

In a side note, you might have heard about a MASSIVE STOCK MARKET SELLOFF today, or something to that effect. International stocks fell more than American ones. My best performer, American Oriental Bioengineering (AOB), fell nearly 14 percent. Am I disappointed? Of course. Am I panicking and selling? Absolutely not. Why? Because as far as I know, the companies I own are still good companies with solid business models, good management, and bright prospects for future growth. Nothing has changed about the companies except their stock prices. This is a marathon, not a sprint!

EMERGENCY LANDING!!?!?!?

I never want to hear that phrase again. Why? Because it’s a sensationalist phrase that the press loves to use to sell papers and boost ratings. Everybody loves to gather around the TV to hear about emergency landings, right? This week a commercial flight made an EMERGENCY LANDING!!! in Louisville due to smoke and an electrical smell on board. It made the Dallas Morning News. Another flight made an EMERGENCY LANDING!!! in DFW due to a pressurization problem. It made the news. If an aircraft develops a gear problem and circles a bit to burn off fuel, the news stations scramble the choppers to provide live coverage (see jetBlue last year). By emphasizing the unusual flights, the media’s obsession makes aviation seem quite dangerous when it truly is the safest form of transportation you can use. Imagine what TV would be like if the news media ran a story about every car that broke down or got in a wreck in a given day. You could have a 24/7 channel on car problems that wouldn’t cover half of the day’s tally!

The truth is, most EMERGENCY LANDINGS!!!, while interesting due to their rarity, are just not that big of a deal. In 2 years of dispatching, touching perhaps 20,000 flights or more, I’ve had only a handful of flights make an “emergency landing,” as the press would call it. On a given weekday, Southwest Airlines alone operates over 3000 flights. Combined, the US airlines probably operate 15,000 or more. But if the press hears about just one of those flights diverting, especially for a mechanical problem, you can bet it’ll end up on the news, generally with inaccurate information because the reporter doesn’t understand aviation. Pilots train extensively for a huge variety of unusual and difficult situations, facing problems in the simulator that many of them never see in an entire career. They have detailed checklists to follow for in-flight failures and problems. For most situations, if X happens, the checklist says to do Y, which sometimes means diverting. They also have radio links to mechanics and dispatchers for an outside opinion. So in the unlikely event that a serious problem does arise, they can handle it successfully.

Forgive my rant, but I want people to keep these stories in perspective. I also promise something fun and fluffy for my next entry. =)

PHX, OAK, and SFO

We’re back! It was a stressful and draining trip, but also tons of fun and memorable in many ways. First, I put in my cockpit observation time requirement for the year by riding up front from Dallas to El Paso to Phoenix and then from Phoenix to Oakland. I always like riding up front because it helps me understand the pilots’ duties, pressures, and perspective better. I talked with both sets of pilots about fuel, one area of occasional disagreement between pilots and dispatchers. At Southwest, and probably all other passenger airlines, the dispatcher plans the fuel load and alternate airports well in advance of departure time after analyzing the weather, aircraft, airports, traffic, and other factors involved. The FAA requires a minimum of 45 minutes’ worth of extra fuel for domestic flights, and we always add varying amounts of extra fuel to account for possible reroutes, ATC issues, weather, or other issues that might increase the fuel burn. On the majority of our flights, the Captain accepts the planned fuel load. On occasion, he/she adds more shortly before departure, which gives the flight more time to deviate or hold before diverting but also increases the fuel burn and operating cost (extra fuel = extra weight to carry). Some pilots like to say, “the only time a plane has too much fuel is when it’s on fire.” Although we might quibble over the “right” amount of fuel, I was very impressed (but not surprised) at how seriously our pilots take their responsibility for the safe operation of each Southwest flight. The Dallas-Phoenix trip was boring weather-wise, but the nighttime Phoenix-Oakland flight was more interesting. We experienced turbulence for much of the flight, and the pilots worked hard with ATC trying to find a smooth altitude. Then on approach to OAK, we descended through thick layers of clouds and landed in rain and 3 miles of visibility. It wasn’t anywhere near the minimums for OAK, but there’s nothing quite like seeing lit-up clouds fly straight toward you at 250 knots.

The rest of the trip was busy but fun. We had a good turnout at both “LUV at First Bite” new-hire luncheons, both from new-hires and from our senior leaders. President Colleen Barrett was there along with several directors and vice presidents. They all had a great time and enjoyed the puppet show. Thursday night we attended the Oakland Message to the Field, where Gary announced SWA’s impending return to San Francisco after a 6-year hiatus. I think SFO will be a good airport for us, but its opening will increase our staffing shortage in Oakland. If you know anyone who might be interested in working for us in OAK, please refer them to southwest.com/careers. =) We visited the People Department’s field offices in each city and sold lots of goodies before each Message. It was great to get out in the field and see my coworkers from so many different airports, to feel the excitement of the new-hires, and to remind myself once again how many different people and roles it takes to run our company.

Off to the Left Coast!

After my shift tonight, I’m off for the next several days, so I’m tagging along with Jenny as she flies out to Phoenix and Oakland for work. Like in September when we did Vegas, she’s helping run new hire luncheons and working a new hire booth at the annual Messages to the Field (a state of the company address/party) that SWA does. For this year’s luncheons, she and her coworkers put together an awesome sock puppet show that tells the history of SWA and shows our fun-loving and crazy culture. Despite hearing so much about the process of producing the show, I haven’t seen it myself. I’ve never been to PHX and haven’t see the Bay Area in nearly 10 years. Should be an interesting trip!

Another New Page and a Lot of Caffeine

Hello again! It’s 3:29 AM on the first day of Feb. After over a month of mostly day and afternoon shifts, I’m finally switching to midnights starting tonight. To start switching my body from day shift time to night shift, I made some coffee last night and stayed up working on my website and surfing the Net. The dog and cat are probably confused; Daddy won’t go to bed, and Mommy isn’t here. (They don’t know it, but she’s in Orlando on business.) Anyway, the result of all this is version 1.0 of my long-ballyhooed investing page, where I talk at great length on a subject I only know a little about. =) Fortunately for you, I also give you links to some REAL financial websites. I am quite excited about investing and hope that all of you are, too. It’s quite fun, often profitable, and very satisfying, especially when you make a good pick. Feel free to email me with your own investing advice or favorite companies.